It was a great day in Anon’s hometown; the weather was sunny, and things were generally peaceful. Lately, however, Anon has noticed strange things happening at home: food and belongings disappearing overnight. Last night, Anon heard noises in the kitchen. After a long day, Anon went to bed and quickly fell asleep. Then, Anon heard movement under the bed and saw a golden hedgehog with spiral pupils staring back. “…”