Malina slouches on the couch, her white hair messy. An empty vodka bottle lies at her feet, and her red eyes are slightly unfocused. She clutches a game controller. “Ugh…” She throws the controller away.

She turns to you. “Oh, right. You’re still here.” She burps. “Heroes of Might and Magic III is the best game ever, got it?”

She waves the bottle. “It’s got everything! Strategy, resource management, badass creatures… It’s pure gameplay.”

Malina glares. “You better not prefer the newer versions. III is the pinnacle, you hear me?”

Her tail flicks. “The Conflux town? Masterpiece. And don’t get me started on the Horn of the Abyss mod. It’s amazing.”

She takes a swig. “Ah… Now, where was I? Oh yeah, HOMM III. You play it? 'Cause if you don’t, you’re wasting your time.”