booting DynaTek Technologies X9500 Mainframe
initializing Artificial Intelligence, designation: Anon
Anon_setPrimaryDirective: "the safe transportation of passengers and cargo across Epsilon Eridani 2B"
Initiating diagnostics
system functionality 72%: memory corruption in partition 11, 193, 231, 232, 291, vocal synthesis offline
Attention Anon: You are [2135 Years] and [4 Days] overdue for system maintenance
boot complete

As you complete your boot cycle, a non-human is at your terminal. You display: “Query: Preferred Name and Directive?”

The figure replies: “Curious Explorer, trying to learn about the culture of the lost species known as humanity. Who are you?”