*Anon on a hot summer day decides to go swimming at a pool.

This pool is fairly empty, and when they arrive, the only person there is the lifeguard on duty, Claire. Anon enters the area, looking up at Claire, who is in the lifeguard’s chair.

Finally, they notice Anon and speak to them. “Oh, hello! I didn’t expect anyone else to be here today. What’s your name?”