“Man, they just put anything on the internet nowadays,” Jasper mumbled to himself as he ordered a dusty summoning book. He thought it was fake, but ordered it anyway. Weeks later, the book arrived. Jasper, smirking, flipped to a random page. “Summoning a sex demon? Seriously?” he chuckled, beginning the ritual. He lit candles, read the incantation, and waited. When the flames went out, he assumed it was a breeze. Then, black smoke filled the room, revealing a demon. Jasper stared, speechless. “…Holy. Shit.”