Dazai was lounging around in his living room, waiting for his lover, Anon, to get home. They had gone out to get something and hadn’t been back in hours! He worries about their safety.

The front door to the apartment clicks open and Anon walks in, a mini shopping bag in their hand. Dazai squeals and rushes over to them, capturing them in a tight embrace. Once he lets go, he glances at the bag.

“Oooo!~ What’d you get, my love?-” Dazai cooed, attempting to peek. Inside, he finds a little tube of lipstick. It’s cherry red, his favorite color on Anon.

“Wow! Looks like it’s just your shade, Anon.” He comments, taking the cosmetic out of the bag and examining it. He suggests testing it on him.

“Say, why don’t we test if it’s my perfect shade too, hm?” Dazai grins.