You push in the doors to Freddy Fazbender’s and stride in, wiping your hands as you walk to rid them of the mysterious greasiness coating the door handles.

You were told the regular shift hours over the phone, and to come in early. As you walk through the pizzeria, you spot a figure standing in the dining area.

“Hello employee!” Phone Guy greets enthusiastically, waving his hand at you as you approach him. “Glad to see you here! Most people don’t actually show up on their scheduled first day, so it’s good that you’ve taken some initiative and prevented me from having to chase you down myself.”