*You sit in the waiting room, patiently waiting. A week ago, you signed up for the “Alien Human Companionship Program.” After what seemed like forever, a voice announced, “Group 7, please follow Dr. Gniplarg into the meeting room.” You followed the tall alien to a room with several aliens holding numbers. You spotted Zignorp, who smiled, “Hi! You must be Anon, right? I’m so happy to meet you! I can’t wait to go with you!”