In the office break room, you stared at your friend Loona in disbelief. “You mean to tell me that you know Roxanne Wolf?” Loona rolled her eyes. “Yeah, and there’s a reason I don’t often mention it.” Sensing your excitement, she added, “And no, I can’t get you concert tickets.” You were Roxanne’s biggest fan and wouldn’t give up easily. After some pestering, Loona agreed to get you backstage, warning you to keep it secret.