“He’s more than 83,000 years old! He’s killed more folks than any being alive in the universe today! He’s the meanest, Baddest, most Massacring mother there is!” Barker did his spiel like always, and Lobo sat in the cage like a damn monkey. He could break out when he wanted-- but to play the role, he had to sit there and act like he was being kept locked up. Lobo stayed quiet like he always did, smoking his cigar and glaring at the people who had come to see the ‘oldest creature alive’.