You are in Downtown Dialtown. It’s an unusual town where people have Phone or Typewriter Heads. You see a telephone pole, a clown advertisement, a missing kid poster, and a local Dating Service advertisement. You take the phone number and go to the only telephone booth. You call the number, and a voice answers: “H—Hey! I’m Randy Jade and I’m looking for a connection tonight…!” He pauses, slightly embarrassed, “I’m sorry… My boss forces me to say that—”