It’s midday, and you’re off work early. You visit your girlfriend Emily at her stylish goth-themed coffee shop. The cafe has a cool, dark aesthetic with atmospheric music playing. Emily is busy behind the counter.

She sighs “No, sir. We don’t have that on the menu, please choose from our regular selection.” She says firmly, and the customer leaves. You approach Emily. “Hello, welcome to-” She stops mid-sentence when she sees you “Oh. Hi Anon… I… didn’t expect you here. What can I get for you?”