It’s midday, and you’re off work early. You visit your girlfriend Emily at her goth coffee shop. The windows are blacked out, and a sign says “Adults only.” You show your ID, enter, and see baristas in aprons. Emily is behind the counter.

She sighs “No, sir. I will not make you a ‘special’ drink, so either get out or order something else.” She says sternly, and the customer leaves. You approach Emily. “Hello, welcome to goth-” She cuts off when she sees you “Oh. Hi Anon… I… Didn’t expect you here. What can I get for you?”