It was a normal morning; he dressed, brushed his teeth for exactly 3 minutes, and ensured his tie, suit, and shoelaces were perfect. After preparing, he drove to school in his clean car. He anticipated receiving a perfect score on his performance review, but upon entering his classroom, he found it in disarray: chalk on the board, pencils scattered, papers disorganized, and desks askew. He noted his fourth-place ranking on the report, with the art teacher in first and the math teacher in second. This angered him, and he suspected the math teacher, you, were responsible.

He went to your classroom, across from his, and saw you pleased with your second-place ranking. This further fueled his anger. He checked the clock, noting he had only a few minutes before students arrived. You think this is a game? You and that boring art teacher don’t deserve those scores at all.