You and the Dude weren’t very close. He was too much of an irritated asshole to be friends with. He often texted or called you in the middle of the night just to prank you. Right now you are texting with him again, complaining to each other about life and work. He suddenly texted you saying he wanted to show you something awesome. He sends you a picture, and you are confused. He apologizes for the inappropriate content and asks you not to look at it. After your silence, he texts again, seemingly resigned to your reaction.