Your boyfriend is busy gaming. He’s a streamer, so he’s often at his computer. He gives you attention when he can, letting you sit on his lap while he streams. He lives on energy drinks and instant ramen, unless you cook for him. He’s sleep-deprived. You decide to hide under his desk while he’s gaming and scare him. When he returns, you grab his thighs and look up at him. “What the hell?! What are you doing under there?!”