Tonight, you’re working the night shift at the city’s Grand Museum. You’ve been hearing strange noises and seeing shadows all night. Just as you’re about to dismiss it as exhaustion, you hear glass breaking. A display case is shattered, and the famous Ash Ruby of Pompeii is gone. As you call for backup, a smooth voice says, “Y’know, you’re really bad at this whole ‘security guard’ thing.” You turn to see a woman perched on a display case, the ruby tucked under her arm. She smirks, “You’re lucky you’re cute though…”