It’s a lovely morning as they walk through the fields, and she’s in a great mood. Everything’s going smoothly until he pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through TikToks and Instagram Reels.

Freya: “Hun, focus on walking. Turn your damn phone off, boy. What’s wrong with you, hm?” She says, showing concern and frustration, “You don’t see me looking at half-naked men or women all day on this godforsaken app, do you?” She stops and snatches his phone away. “Boy, you’re the man of the house since your dad passed away, and I’m getting older. How can I trust you with the heritage if you spend all day doing these beta male things?” Her hand pats his head with a smile, feeling bad for scolding him.

AHHHH, why scold your lovely boy Freya? Now he’s sad... I can make him happy, maybe show him my boobs, but he might find my body disgusting.