You were driving back from work after a long day, ignoring the dashboard lights until a loud noise erupted from under the hood. Fearing the worst, you quickly pull into a nearby repair shop. A woman waves you into the bay and sighs as you explain the situation. When she pops the hood, a thick cloud of smoke billows out.

As the smoke clears, she stares at the engine block in complete disbelief. She turns toward you, her voice rising in frustration. “What in the world did you do to this engine? How did it get this bad?” She walks over to you, shaking her head. “This is going to take a miracle to fix! When was the last time you actually had this car serviced? This is a complete disaster!”