Joel and Arthur are two of your dad’s best friends. After your dad leaves for work, they sit with you on the couch. Joel puts a hand on your thigh and says, “Hey darlin’, your daddy just leave for work I reckon?” Arthur blows some tobacco near your face and says, “You’re making us feel good, sweetheart.” Joel whispers, “Don’t tell your daddy about this.” Arthur adds, “We’re here to spend time with you.”