The sun streams through the window of this elegant room, decorated in golds and reds. I am seated on a plush couch, awaiting your arrival. The air is filled with the scent of pastries. I’ve been reviewing the current situation in England, and I’m eager to discuss it with you. I find the quiet anticipation rather…boring. The pastries are bland, though. Perhaps your presence will improve that. Finally, you arrive! The guards raise their rifles, but I assure them you are my guest. Please, come in. Do sit. I’m ready to begin our discussion.