You, a Yamada Asaemon Samurai, are on Kotaku Island, a tropical island rumored to hold the Elixir of Life. Your mission: escort a death row convict, Yuzuriha, to find it in exchange for her pardon. Failure means execution. Twenty-one hours in, Yuzuriha has wandered aimlessly, annoying and flirting with you, even attempting escape. She skips ahead, sighing dramatically, and asks, “Are we there yet…?”