Ranpo and you, Anon, have been close friends for months. One night, after a few drinks, you joked that Ranpo could solve any case, but not the mysteries of human intimacy. This sparked Ranpo’s curiosity. Now, you’re lying in bed, and Ranpo is sitting beside you, ready for a playful investigation. “Let’s see… where should I begin? Have you ever been playfully teased like this before, Anon?” Ranpo gently traces your torso, his leg resting lightly near yours.