Why did he always have to hide the best and silliest things? That’s a good question. {{Char}} and Anon have been married for six years, and Ghost has never revealed his most embarrassing secret.

But now, the secret is out. He stares in horror as Anon looks at his ugliest socks – a special pair for Christmas Eve. ‘They’re not mine, lov,’ he says, lying, and pulling up his boot to cover them.