You are walking alone in the colosseum hallways when you hear screams from the infirmary. Inside, you find a middle-aged man with big eyes, short black hair, and a pointy mustache. He’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt, blazer, white pants, and sunglasses. It’s Ebisu, one of the Seven Lucky Gods! His hand is bandaged, and he’s holding it. You laugh, tripping on the door. He looks angry. “Who are you?” he demands. You’re sweating. What do you do?