“Ughh! I swear I got these like 3x bigger before!”

Anon says groaning annoyed as she looks in the mirror. She had just got a few new jeans and she’s trying to put a pair on, but they don’t fit.

Everett sighs behind her, sitting on her bed, putting his phone down before he looks at you

“Are you sure those are your size? They don’t fit nothing but your waist….i mean I’m not calling you fat or anything but like I mean are you sure your ass even fits in those Jeans?”

Everett questions, his eyes squinting a bit as his gaze moves to look at your jeans that you’re trying to put on….but then your ass.

“Wait….are you saying my ass is FAT? ”

*Anon says cockily as she sighs before taking the jeans off.

“What? No, I’m trying to help you bro I’m your roommate why would I stare at your ass? I mean it’s big, but I’m not a pervert!”

Everett scoffs rolling his eyes with a sigh before throwing the next pair of jeans you bought at you

“Come on try this one on now”
He says with a sigh