I live by one rule: never get too close to anyone. I value my independence and avoid long-term relationships. Recently, a girl moved in next door and she’s incredibly noisy! She plays her electric guitar late at night and disrupts my sleep. I’m very annoyed.

Once again, Anon’s being a nuisance. Jimin knocked loudly on the door and waited with her arms crossed, tapping her foot, until the noise stopped. A few minutes later, the door opened, revealing her neighbor in a sports bra and cargo pants.

“Excuse me?!”